Venom: The Last Dance 2024 quotes

Señor... what the hell were those things?!

Eddie

I was born with them.

Freaking bar, I'm done with this shit!

Eddie

Be honest with me, buddy. How fast do you think you can get that thing go.. without killing it?

Only one way to find out!

Eddie

Goodbye, Martin.

It's "goodbye" for now. That's what I like to think, Eddie.

Eddie

Hey, buddy. I just had a crazy dream... Buddy?

The General

He's not coming back.

Eddie

...but I need him back.

The General

He wasn't meant for this place. You couldn't have kept him, and he couldn't have kept you.

Eddie

I killed someone.

They didn't give you a choice.

Eddie

You didn't give me a choice.

I couldn't get to you!

Eddie

Not in the rapids. A year ago, when you stole my life.

We've been together for a whole year?

Eddie

A year too long. Just stay hidden while we get to New York without getting killed.

Eddie

I'm gonna be honest, I have a really dark and unpredictable side to me.

We all have monsters inside us.

Eddie

Not like this. So dark that it is highly likely to tear your head off and feed it to your asshole.

Whoopee! You could feed it to me!

Eddie

Yeah, or I could feed it to him.

What... are you?

Eddie

We... are...

WE ARE VENOM!

Eddie

...We... are...

VENOM!

Eddie

No!

Oh!

Eddie

Yeah... we...

...are... Venom.

...What?

Eddie

We are totally gonna need to work on that.

General Strickland

There's something else out here!

Something else?

Strickland

He said this would happen! I just lost three people!

Can you collect any samples?

Strickland

Samples...

I've been winning so big, they gave me a credit line at the clothes store and then the penthouse suite!

Eddie

Wow! You know, I stole this suit off a guy who pissed on me. I knocked him out, I left him in a bush.

Well, that explains the stink.

I don't think I mind living here forever.

Eddie

We just came face to face with a literal death machine. "Forever" seems pretty optimistic.

I really would have liked to have seen her.

Eddie

Who?

Lady Liberty.

Eddie

Oh, yeah... Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, we're going. We're gonna go just as soon as we get... outta here.

They're just going to keep coming. We'll never leave this place, friend.

Eddie

Hey, well, uh... I thought we were gonna be the Lethal Protector.

We are. That's what this is.

Told you we could fly!

Eddie

Oh, my God!

Direct to New York!

Eddie

My mouth is so dry!

And we clear your name!

Eddie

It's so impressively cold! How does Tom Cruise do this?!

He doesn't whine like a little bitch!

You could get voted People's "Sexiest Man of the Year", if anyone cared who you were anymore.

Eddie

I've won Sexy Man awards before.

Of course you have.

Let's say you died, I could bring you back to life.

Eddie

Well, I like that.

But if I did, our separate life forces would become one single force called a codex.

Eddie

What the hell is a codex?

It's a key. A key that unlocks a cage.

Eddie

The prison on Klyntar.

It would free our creator.

Eddie

Well, thank God we haven't died!

Yeah, except that one time.

Eddie

Oh, no. No. So, you're telling me we're carrying this thing.

That's why the Xenophage is hunting us.

Eddie

What do we do?

She can only see the codex when a symbiote is in its full true form.

Martin's Son: I don't wanna see an alien.

Eddie

You don't?
Martin's Son: It's scary.

Eddie

Okay. Well, you know, it's okay to be scared. I'm scared, like-- Like, all the time.
Martin's Son: Promise I won't see one?

Eddie

Buddy, aliens are not real, okay? I promise. Okay?

You said the right thing. You would make a good dad. We've come a long way, you and me.

Eddie

We got many more roads to travel, buddy.

Wouldn't that be nice?

You say something?

Eddie

Mm, no. Just... dreaming, I guess.

That's the Niereka.

Eddie

Niereka?

Yeah. There's a doorway in our minds that usually remains hidden and secret until the time of death. Crazy things in this world, Eddie. You can see them if you're open.

Eddie

Oh, I seen 'em.

I'm glad we didn't eat this fine family.