Richard Who's your daddy?
Wayne Rink!
Played by Andy Serkis 
13 Going on 30 (2004) · 48 quotes
13 Going on 30 (2004) · 48 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in 13 Going on 30 (2004): in 4 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Jenna Rink (3)
Scenes with Richard
4 scenes Richard Richard Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on?
What is going on is that you are going to have more choices.
Richard With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on.
Thank you.
Richard I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you.
How long until your balls get totally squished?
Richard Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls.
Can they hang in there til five?
Jenna your prints are ready!
Ok wait a second! [goes in and out of her office]
Oh aren't you coming?
Yes, yes hang on!
Richard Ok so everybody's invited now hmm?
Oh excuse me..[walking past Richard]
Richard Oh no go ahead...you know - what am I? Just an editor in chief - whatever!
Richard So, who's the mystery photographer?
Matt Flamhaff.
Richard Is he Arthur, or Martha?
Matt. He's Matt.
Richard [chuckles]
No — is he gay?
[regarding security breaches at the company]
Richard, we are hiring new printers, we're installing passwords. We're building firewalls on all the computers. Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
Richard [to Jenna]
Did you? Good, I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.
She was a secretary.
Richard Yeah, whatever.
