Matt quotes from 13 Going on 30 (2004)

It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.

You don't always get the dream house, but sometimes you get pretty close, you know?

Arrivederci.

Au revoir.

You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.

They're my friends.

The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?

Well… almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick.

There are six of them, Jenna. That's the whole point. there can't be a seventh Six Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides, you're way cooler than they are. they're totally unoriginal.

I don't wanna be original, Matty. I wanna be cool.

Hey! You got arm hair!

Never got quite that reaction before.

Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?

Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean - you're that! You get it?

Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?

What happened?

I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?

Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Matty.

Yeah?

Arrivederci.

I'll see you.

Matt!

Yeah?

Au revoir.

Lucy

Beaver? You lost all your baby fat! How does the Beaver stay warm in winter?

Lucy? I barely recognized you. Did you get a nose job?

You want to know a secret?

Yeah.

You're the sweetest guy I've ever met.

You can't just turn back time, Jenna.

Why not?

I love you, Matt. You're my best friend.

Jenna... I've always loved you.

Hey, Jenna. [takes a picture of him and Jenna]

Matt, please. No more pictures.

Come on, it's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it.

Wants some Razzles?

Razzles are for kids.

Exactly.

Arrivederci.

Au revoir.

Hello? Yeah. Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you right now.

Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. But if you're here from Ming Gardens food delivery, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.

You're not Chinese.

I want a fluffy pillow!

A fluffy pillow, coming right up.

I don't know what Lucy said to you about me. But I want you to know that whoever she was talking about wasn't me.

It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.

Matt I am not the awful person that I was. I don't even know that person. And I'd like to believe... I have to believe that if you knew that... that if in your heart, you really, really knew that, you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. Unless that someone were me.

Jenna, I'm gonna lie to you. I have felt things these past few weeks... that I didn't know I could feel anymore. But I have realized these past few days that... you can't just turn back time.

Why not?

I moved on. You moved on. We've gone down different paths for so long. We made choices. I chose Wendy. That's her family down there. We care about each other, you know? You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close.

Young Lucy

Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.

Matty! [pounces on Young Matt and passionately kisses him]

Wow. You really know what you're doing.

Come on.

Young Lucy

Sorry, I forgot my scarf.

You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, [splashes Young Lucy's drink on her dress] biatch. [to Matt] Come on, Matt.

Young Lucy

What did you call me?

We're gonna be late.

For what?

You'll see.

A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?

Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.