Look, I really want to help out more around here, huh? Just give me a job. Anything, um... Engineer and navigator. I could drive for a bit if you like?
Hmmmph!
The Toad
Ian McKellen · 21 quotes
Rita Malone
Kate Winslet · 14 quotes
Roddy
Hugh Jackman · 10 quotes
Rita
Kate Winslet · 8 quotes
Roddy St. James
Hugh Jackman · 8 quotes
Spike
Andy Serkis · 8 quotes
Whitey
Bill Nighy · 8 quotes
Tabitha
Rachel Rawlinson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Roddy & Rita (7), Whitey & Spike (7), Roddy & Spike (4)
Flushed Away quotes
Page 1 of 5Whoaaaaa! Waaaaah!
HOLD ON, RODDY!!!
GET THAT CABLE, LADS!!!
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rupert
Do you like sea food?
Rupert
Right away, Sir!
Any last requests?
Yes, yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl?
What?
[Spike was sent flying into the air, screaming like a girl. He crashed into a few sets of pipes and then landed into the boat, causing it to sink.]
Oh, dear.
[After The Toad has been defeated and the ice freezes the giant wave, thus saving the whole town, all the people cheer for Roddy, nicknaming him Millicent Bystander]
You're a hero, Roddy.
Pfft. Big deal. [Roddy lets him go and gets tongue-tied up with The Toad]
Rita, I was wondering if… you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark II… you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you?
Sid
[last lines, after "Proud Mary" by Tina Turner ends] [while lounging on the sofa]
Ah, this is the life, eh? [notices the light turning on]
Roddy, I'm home! [Sid gasps as he sees Tabitha] And I've brought you a new friend! [a cat appears in Tabitha's arms and meows, causing Sid to scream in shock before the credits roll]
[Roddy and Rita are both placed in the fridge and chained together for freezing]
Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker. [cackles sinisterly]
Oh, shut that door.
Liquid nitrogen? That will freeze us instantly!
There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it. [cries out in shock, then looks at Roddy, annoyed with gritted teeth] In the pocket, in the pocket!
Blimey, it's cold.
That's why I wore me mittens.
Huh? Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me!
Well, it's all right for you. You've got little hands.
Got it!
They don't get as cold.
I ain't got little hands!
Yeah, you have. You've got lady hands.
Well, they might be small, but they're lethal weapons, these!
You've got your mother hands.
We leave immediately!
Henchfrog
What about dinner?
We leave... in five hours.
Liam
He's gonna steal your boat.
He won't steal my boat.
Liam
He's stealing your boat.
He isn't stealing...
Liam
He stole your boat.
What?
Liam
He's like Robin Hood in reverse.
Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
Well, there's not much to tell.
You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.
I'm... I'm in a boy band.
What?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?! Give me back my ruby!
I haven't got your ruby! [the ruby falls on Roddy's hand, Rita gasps] Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!
Hold on... [looks at the ruby] It's a fake.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No, it's blooming not. It's real!
No, no, no, look. It's..it’s..it's just glass. It's fake.
It's real! No, it's not!
Fake.
Real!
Fake.
Real!
Fake. [short pause 2]
Real!
Fake.
Real!
Fake.
Real!
Fake.
Real!
Fake.
Real!
Fake.
Real!
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby; Rita gasps in shock, as they watch the ruby pieces sink in the water] There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. [Rita growls furiously as she looks at him] Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look on the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day! [Rita punches him, and he tumbles into the bottom of the boat]
Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.
Rita, Rita, Rita. [laughs] Thought you could give us the slip? [Slips and falls] What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?
Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.
Thank you.
Just look how nicely he's dressed.
Ah, thank you.
And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
Precisely... What? No! No, no! No! No! Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! No!
Sid
Be seeing you my friend.