Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?! Give me back my ruby!
Roddy: I haven't got your ruby! [the ruby falls on Roddy's hand, Rita gasps] Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Rita: Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!
Roddy: Hold on... [looks at the ruby] It's a fake.
Rita: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No, it's blooming not. It's real!
Roddy: No, no, no, look. It's..it’s..it's just glass. It's fake.
Rita: It's real! No, it's not!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake. [short pause 2]
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby; Rita gasps in shock, as they watch the ruby pieces sink in the water] There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. [Rita growls furiously as she looks at him] Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look on the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day! [Rita punches him, and he tumbles into the bottom of the boat]
Roddy: I haven't got your ruby! [the ruby falls on Roddy's hand, Rita gasps] Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Rita: Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!
Roddy: Hold on... [looks at the ruby] It's a fake.
Rita: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No, it's blooming not. It's real!
Roddy: No, no, no, look. It's..it’s..it's just glass. It's fake.
Rita: It's real! No, it's not!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake. [short pause 2]
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Fake.
Rita: Real!
Roddy: Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby; Rita gasps in shock, as they watch the ruby pieces sink in the water] There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. [Rita growls furiously as she looks at him] Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look on the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day! [Rita punches him, and he tumbles into the bottom of the boat]
Rita : What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?! Give me back my ruby!
Roddy : I haven't got your ruby! [the ruby falls on Roddy's hand, Rita gasps] Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Rita : Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!
Roddy : Hold on... [looks at the ruby] It's a fake.
Rita : Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No, it's blooming not. It's real!
Roddy : No, no, no, look. It's..it’s..it's just glass. It's fake.
Rita : It's real! No, it's not!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake. [short pause 2]
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Fake.
Rita : Real!
Roddy : Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby; Rita gasps in shock, as they watch the ruby pieces sink in the water] There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. [Rita growls furiously as she looks at him] Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look on the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day! [Rita punches him, and he tumbles into the bottom of the boat]
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