Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters

View Quote [after Derek says the center should be bigger] He's absolutely right.

View Quote Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

View Quote Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

View Quote Derek Zoolander: God?
Maury Ballstein: God? What the shit are you talkin' about? It's me, Maury.

View Quote Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...
Matilda: Done it in a while, yeah.
Hansel: What's a while? Like eight days?

View Quote Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

View Quote Matilda: When I was in seventh grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!

View Quote I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

View Quote Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

View Quote I think we should all get naked.

View Quote If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

View Quote I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

View Quote SNAP

View Quote You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything.

View Quote Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?