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Zoolander

Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters




View Quote You can read minds?!?!?!
View Quote Matil, Matil... Is it al right if I call you Matil?
View Quote I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
View Quote Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
View Quote Shut your hole Zane!
View Quote Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.
View Quote A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
View Quote I was at a day spa. DAY. D-a-i-y-e.
View Quote Deal with that!
View Quote Mer-man! *keh... keh... keh...* MER-MAN!
View Quote [Cellphone rings] God?