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I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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You can read minds?!?!?!
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.
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Shut your hole Zane!
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Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.
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At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
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A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
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I was at a day spa. DAY. D-a-i-y-e.
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Deal with that!
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Mer-man! *keh... keh... keh...* MER-MAN!
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[Cellphone rings] God?