Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters

View Quote Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
Derek: Oh, snap!

View Quote [after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

View Quote Taste my pain, bitch!

View Quote What's the dealio, yo?

View Quote I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

View Quote I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.

View Quote Obey my dog!

View Quote Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.

View Quote [to Derek] I friggin' worship you, man.

View Quote Matilda: [after Derek saves the prime minister] Derek that was unbelievable!
Derek Zoolander: I know! I turned left!
Matilda: No, you saved the prime minister!
Derek Zoolander: Oh, well, that's cool too.

View Quote You is talking loco and I like it!

View Quote That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!

View Quote Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

View Quote They're break-dance fighting.

View Quote Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.