Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters

View Quote Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

View Quote The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!

View Quote Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.

View Quote [Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, it's just a small--
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

View Quote I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !

View Quote Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!

View Quote It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!

View Quote Billy Zane:It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.

View Quote As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!

View Quote Derek's Roommates: Orange Mocha Frappucino!

View Quote I'm not an ambi-turner.

View Quote But why male models?

View Quote Meekus: Earth-to-Brint!?

View Quote J.P. Prewitt: (after Derek accidentally stepped on the glass dome surrounding his hand) Ya freaking idiot!!!

View Quote Derek Zoolander: Look, I think I know what this is about and I'm complimented but not interested.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: I can't sleep with you, OK? My head is killing me...
Matilda: What are you talking about?
Derek Zoolander: Okay, if you just want to fool around or...
Matilda: WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you!