Zoolander quotes

101 total quotes

Derek Zoolander
Hansel
Mugatu
Multiple Characters

View Quote [Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, it's just a small--
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

View Quote Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

View Quote The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!

View Quote Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!

View Quote Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.

View Quote I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !

View Quote Billy Zane:It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.

View Quote It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!

View Quote Derek's Roommates: Orange Mocha Frappucino!

View Quote As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!

View Quote I'm not an ambi-turner.

View Quote J.P. Prewitt: (after Derek accidentally stepped on the glass dome surrounding his hand) Ya freaking idiot!!!

View Quote Derek Zoolander: Look, I think I know what this is about and I'm complimented but not interested.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: I can't sleep with you, OK? My head is killing me...
Matilda: What are you talking about?
Derek Zoolander: Okay, if you just want to fool around or...
Matilda: WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you!

View Quote Meekus: Earth-to-Brint!?

View Quote But why male models?