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Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
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Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Nice Comeback!
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Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!
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Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.
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Billy Zane:It's a walk-off, it's a walk-off.
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I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !
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Derek's Roommates: Orange Mocha Frappucino!
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It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
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As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
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J.P. Prewitt: (after Derek accidentally stepped on the glass dome surrounding his hand) Ya freaking idiot!!!
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I'm not an ambi-turner.
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Derek Zoolander: Look, I think I know what this is about and I'm complimented but not interested.
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: I can't sleep with you, OK? My head is killing me...
Matilda: What are you talking about?
Derek Zoolander: Okay, if you just want to fool around or...
Matilda: WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you!
Matilda: What?
Derek Zoolander: I can't sleep with you, OK? My head is killing me...
Matilda: What are you talking about?
Derek Zoolander: Okay, if you just want to fool around or...
Matilda: WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you!
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Meekus: Earth-to-Brint!?
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But why male models?