“What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach...” – Derek Zoolander, Zoolander ... Movie Quotes Database

Movie QuoteDatabase

A scene from Zoolander 2001

Derek Zoolander

[Derek looks at the model for a moment, then throws it on the floor]

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

Mugatu

Derek, it's just a small--

Derek Zoolander

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

In this scene

Derek Zoolander Ben Stiller More Derek Zoolander quotes →

Mugatu Will Ferrell More Mugatu quotes →

More from Zoolander

Brint Ya know what could really help you sort through these important issues? Derek Zoolander What? Brint, Meekus, Rufus ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS! Matilda I've been trying to reach you for a week. Derek Zoolander A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum. Matilda That was last Friday. Derek Zoolander Uh, Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay? Hansel Well, I guess you can Dere-lick my balls. Derek I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.