Matilda
So when did you know you wanted to be a model?
Derek Zoolander
Hmm, I guess it would have to be the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking. Maybe you could do that for a career."
Matilda
Do what?
Derek Zoolander
Be professionally good looking.

