Most scenes together: Tom Marshall & Jerry Conlaine (13), Jerry Conlaine & Dan Mott (13), Tom Marshall & Dan Mott (11)
I spent the best years of my life sittin' on the porch, playin' the harmonica, waitin' for somethin' better. And the years have been goin' by faster, and faster, and then, all of a sudden, I was an old man.
Well I bet you can play the shit outta that harmonica!
That I can. 'Cept there's no one around to hear me play it. Piece of advice: you can lose your money. You can spend it - all of it. Maybe work hard, get it all back. But if you waste your time, you're never gonna get it back.
Whatever it is you guy are looking for, you gotta go out there and get it right now.
Denise Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
My record is 4 but I think I can do it.
Flower And what's your forest name?
His forest name is Slug!
I about shit.
I did shit.
Oh shit!
What? Oh, shit? Oh, shit! What? Oh, shit--
Oh Shiiiiiii--
Here's the thing: the guys and I are going on a treasure hunt and I know it sounds dumb, but its something that we have to do. For Billy.
Denise That doesn't sound dumb at all, I completely understand.
Denise Just call me when you get a chance. But I... I might be out of the house, for a bit. Yeah cause my girlfriends and I, we're gonna go on a search for the Lost City of Atlantis!
Come on, Dan. It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. This is higher than that.
But I never did jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking!
Oh yeah! [Pushes Dan]
I christen this, Duke the second! [smashes beer bottle on canoe]
Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.
Let's take Billy's trip.
I say hell yes!
So this is Spirit River, we take that to Widowmaker Bend and then we hike to Devil's Staircase and that should lead us right to the top of Hellfire.
What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?
No, but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.
Wait a second. Tom, were you really employee of the month?
No! I lied about that too!
Well I was a boy scout, you were a boy scout too right Tom?
No but I ate a brownie once.
You're a lot smarter than him. Right Dan?
Well, I wouldn't say a lot smarter.
So, are you a class 4,5?
Yeah?
So which one are you?
Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet.
Lie to me, I don't care. I'm not the one who's going to drown.
Come on Dan, your the only one small enough to get through.
That's what she said.
