I christen this, Duke the second! [smashes beer bottle on canoe]
River Guide Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.
Played by Gregory Cruz 
Without a Paddle (2004) · 58 quotes
Without a Paddle (2004) · 58 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Without a Paddle (2004): in 3 of its 58 quotes
Scenes with River Guide
3 scenes River Guide River Guide So, are you a class 4,5?
Yeah?
River Guide So which one are you?
Why don't you try to put those numbers together. Yeah. I shot a class 45, and haven't lost a man yet.
River Guide Lie to me, I don't care. I'm not the one who's going to drown.
River Guide [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe]
There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back.
