Jerry Conlaine
Wait a second. Tom, were you really employee of the month?
Tom Marshall
No! I lied about that too!
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Dan Mott This trip is officially over! This is finished! Let's just go home.
Tom Marshall I agree. That is a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone. He liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And--hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.
Dan Mott We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being--how do you humans say it?-- completely screwed?
Dan Mott Yeah. You know, that is, that's a good way to say it. That pretty much sums it up.
Dan Mott As expected, Tom is drunk.
Dan Mott Where are we?
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