Violet Beauregarde
What is this, a freak out?
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971): in 4 of its 95 quotes
Most scenes with: Willy Wonka (3), Veruca Salt (3)
Scenes with Violet Beauregarde
4 scenes
Violet Beauregarde
Well they can't be real people.
Well of course they're real people.
Mr. Salt
Stuff and nonsense.
No, Oompa Loompas.
The Group
Oompa Loompas?
From Loompaland.
Loompaland? There's no such place.
Excuse me, dear lady...
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography.
Oh, well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids."
Mr. Salt
Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away.
Mr. Salt
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Violet Beauregarde
Can it, you nit!
[Wonka has just handed Everlasting Gobstoppers out to all the remaining kids]
Hey, she's got two! I want another one!
Violet Beauregarde
Stop squawking, you twit!
Everybody has had one and one is enough for anybody. Now come along. Now over here, if you'll follow me, I have something rather special to show you.
Mr. Salt
Well, it's special, all right. I hope my Veruca doesn't want one. [he laughs]
Don't you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde
By gum, it's gum!
Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Violet Beauregarde
What so fab about that?
This little piece of gum is a three course dinner.
Mr. Salt
Bull.
No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.
