Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) · 95 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971): in 3 of its 95 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie Bucket (2)
Mr. Turkentine That's right, you don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you, and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make my self clear?
Yes, sir!
Mr. Turkentine Charlie Bucket, how many did you open?
Two.
Mr. Turkentine That's easy. Two hundred is twice one hundred--
Not two-hundred, just two.
Mr. Turkentine TWO?! What do you mean you only opened two?!
I don't care very much for chocolate.
Mr. Turkentine WELL I CAN'T FIGURE OUT JUST TWO!! So let's pretend you opened TWO HUNDRED! Now, if you opened two hundred Wonka bars, apart from getting dreadfully sick, you would have used up twenty percent of one thousand, which is fifteen percent half over again, ten percent...
Mr. Turkentine I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!
