I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up! I'm gonna throw up!
Not to nitpick, but shouldn't you be tearing them to shreds?
All part of the plan. This maneuver's known as the Serengeti Slip. Page ten of the Predator's Playbook.
Samson
19 quotes
Bridget
Janeane Garofalo · 14 quotes
Benny
Jim Belushi · 12 quotes
Nigel
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 12 quotes
Larry
Richard Kind · 9 quotes
Ryan
Greg Cipes · 6 quotes
Most scenes together: Samson & Bridget (8), Bridget & Nigel (8), Samson & Nigel (7)
The Wild quotes
Page 2 of 3If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.
Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?
I can't even roar. How would you even know I'm there?
So you really think it dropped an octave?
Absolutely. Hmph. What the heck is an octave?
[sighs]
I heard that.
Girls, put him down.
I am not a doll!
Monkey 1
Cushy Tushy!
Ah! Leave my bum alone!
Nigel, get your paws off my girlfriend!
Benny, I am not your girlfriend!
Hey! Hey, Ryan. Listen, I'm heading down to the game. I'm gonna see you there, right? Come on, Ryan, we need you. You're our biggest fan.
Rhino
Yo, Samson! Ha, I'm your number one fan, man! Whoo!
Thanks, man! Right back at ya!
You were saying, Dad?
Ryan, listen. About this afternoon, I was just trying...
Dad, fine. I'll go to your game, all right?
OK. I'll, uh... see you there, then.
Hold on, Larry, do that again!
Do what?
Whatever you just did, but the opposite!
But I don't know my opposites!
No, Larry, like this!
Mm… rabbit.
Mm. Cholesterol. I'll stick with the nuts. [grunts]
I don't know what his problem is, Benny. He's 11, but he's still roaring at a nine-year-old level.
Little help here, Sammy? You know what? Maybe you're setting the bar too high, um, with all those stories about Samson the Wild.
Hey, he's always loved those stories! They inspire him.
OK, OK. I'm not gonna argue with someone who can use my tail as dental floss. Oh, Sammy, you got something right there.
Where?
No, no, other side.
Here?
Oh, uh… [stammering]
Oh, sorry, Benny.
You got it.
Think. What did Benny say? Couple of lefts, couple of rights… [sighs] Bridget, can you see the green lady?
I'm looking, I'm looking, but I can't see over anything for a change.
How far are you away? You in a different continent? Ow! Is that you, Larry?
Up here, Nige.
You're a very furry snake.
Guys, shh. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves.
Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.
But, Dad…
Listen, I know you're frustrated, but a lion finds his roar…
Both
Here.
I'm… I'm so tired of hearing that, Dad!
Who are you?
Camo
Our names aren't important.
Cloak
I'm Cloak, he's Camo. We're covert agents. [gets hit by Camo] Ow!
Scab and Scraw
[finding Ryan on a tree branch]
Ooh, a lion cub.
Scab
We must tell Kazar.
Scraw
It's my turn to tell him!
Scab
You got to tell him last time!
Scraw
No, I didn't!
Scab
Oh, yes, you did! [squawks]
Stan
You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh, are you? Huh, huh, huh? [turns to Samson and his friends] I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet. [hits Carmine twice again] Huh?
Carmine
Yeah.
Truck driver
OK, they're all loaded up! You don't think I know? Let's get movin'!
[Ryan is kidnapped and loaded onto a semi-trailer truck.]
I change my mind! I don't wanna go! Help!
Help me!
Watch out!
Wait for us!
Ryan!
Dad! Don't let them take me! No!
Ryan! No!
Dad! Help me!
Ryan!
Check.
Get me... the pigeons.
Hamir
Aaahh! I am wanting snake eyes! Come on, baby. Come on, just throw it. Aaahh? Hamir! You are the great loser of all time! What offerings must I make, I wonder?
Hamir! Hamir! Get a grip on yourself!
Hamir
Aaahh! Benny! I am needing till Friday before I am paying you back!
No, no. It's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes and they took him away in a truck! We've got to find him!
Wildebeest
I'll take the one with the funny knees.
The funny knee...? Huh? [gives out a battle cry] Yaah!
Benny, no! [Benny charges, but the wildebeest knocks him out] Benny?
Wildebeest
Get them! [Bridget and Larry scream in shock]