[Wayne and Garth meet Aerosmith]
Uhhh....[Goes to their knees and start bowing] We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Steven Tyler
Hey, you're worthy, you're worthy! Get up!
Garth Algar
Dana Carvey · 12 quotes
Wayne Campbell
Mike Myers · 11 quotes
Honey Hornée
Kim Basinger · 5 quotes
Del Preston
Ralph Brown · 4 quotes
Glen
Ed O'Neill · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Wayne Campbell & Garth Algar (5), Garth Algar & Honey Hornée (5), Garth Algar & Del Preston (2)
Wayne's World 2 quotes
Page 2 of 2[Wayne argues with Jeff Wong in Cantonese]
With all respect, Jeff. In our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions.
Jeff Wong How dare you speak to me in such an insolent tone. You have left me no choice but to fight you!
If we were to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles!
Jeff
[dubbed in English]
Very well. If that is your custom, prepare to die.
[Wayne has finally found himself at the First Presbyterian Church and runs on top to finally catch Cassandra about to marry Bobby Cahn.]
Oh Jesus God no. [knocks loudly on the window glass that catches Cassandra's attention, as well as everybody else] Cassandra! Cassandra!
Jeff
What an asshole.
Cassandra [As Wayne continues to call out Cassandra's name, her father, along with Bobby and the minister mouths "Son of a Bitch" at Wayne.]
WAYNE!
[Wayne, Garth, and their crew are at the drive-thru at Stan Mikita's, where there's a sign next to the speaker-phone that says, "If we get your order wrong, you don't have to pay."]
Um, I'd like...ruelers...urger..ucks, and a Mikkita...cup. And then, I think I'd like a large...ream. [Everyone in the car quietly snicker to one another]
Yes, and could I please have a...elly...oughnut...ra...berry and a o...ge drink?
Employee
What?
Oh, I'm sorry, and a...igger...oken.
Employee
Well, let me try to recap the order: A crawler, two Sugar Pucks, a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream, a raspberry jelly doughnut, an orange drink, and a box of Five Holes.
...Yeah.
Employee
Thank you, drive around, please.
Speaking to a clerk with a noticeable lack of pigment in one of his eyes
Well, we'll go through these forms with a fine toothed comb, cross the "t"s and dot the (workers look at him)... lower case "j"s.
Well, uh, ix-nay on the condescension-ay there, Chet.
I know all seven animal styles: The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey, the Beatle [imitates Ringo Starr]. I will take you.