Dewey Cox quotes from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

Dewey Cox

Maybe you don't believe in me at all.

Darlene

I do believe in you... I just know you're gonna fail.

Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role...

We're nothing but...grains of sand.

Dewey Cox

That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?

Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can...[glances at camera]...imagine.

Dewey Cox

What do you think, George Harrison, of the Beatles?

Well, you know, when you're speaking of transcendentalism, it's like, you know, is it enlightenment? Where do you go? What sort of path do you take? And I just think we're all just sort of drifting about and when you begin to wonder about it, it's as if it doesn't exist in the first place, but then of course, it does. So there to say, I think it's not really more of answer. It's more of a question.

And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation. I just like to have fun. [flashes peace sign]

Dewey Cox

I like the little one.

It's so dark in this tent, y'know, it reminds me of when we, the Beatles, the four Beatles, us...

From Liverpool.

We are from Liverpool.

...used to play those dark clubs in Hamburg. You remember that, Paul?

Of course I do, I booked 'em. I'm the leader of the Beatles.

Dewey Cox

But I have to say, I like your stuff. It's pretty good, and most of your records I really enjoy.

Well, we're big fans of your records too. We like to think that "Hard Day's Night" is our "Guilty As Charged".

Great record. Great record.

Well, we're real big fans of y'all.

Huge fans.

You guys are almost as good as the Monkees. You guys are great.

I think I might adjourn to another dimension, take some LSD. You care to join me?

Let's do that.

Care to join us for some LSD, Dewey? It's good for you.

Built by scientists, it is.

Lysergic.

Dewey Cox

Gotta check with headquarters.

Come on, Dewey Cox, I think you might enjoy it...open up your mind, a new experience, a new level of consciousness, like we did, because we are the Beatles.

Why don't you just let him decide. If he wants to take LSD he'll take it. He doesn't have to listen to you, you're not the boss of him.

Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, Paul McCartney.

I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!

Hey look everyone, I've got a brand new mantra! [hums] Paul's a big fat ****.

Don't know why you two don't let me write more songs, y'know, I just sit here, while me guitar quietly whimpers...

Well, you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the **** up?

I've got a song about an octopus.

Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums.

Dewey Cox

Wow. Seems like there's a rift happening between the Beatles.

I wonder if your songs will still be shit when I'm sixty-four.
[Paul attacks John; they begin to wrestle]

Dewey Cox

In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses.

Darlene

That's one of my favorite things to do.

Get outta here, Dewey!

Dewey Cox

What are y'all doin' in here?

We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit.

Dewey Cox

You're smoking *reefers*?

Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it?

Dewey Cox

No, Sam. I can't.

Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint]

No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!

Dewey Cox

You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.

It doesn't give you a hangover!

Dewey Cox

Wha-I get addicted to it or something?

It's not habit-forming!

Dewey Cox

Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.

You can't OD on it!

Dewey Cox

It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?

It makes sex even better!

Dewey Cox

Sounds kind of expensive.

It's the cheapest drug there is.

Dewey Cox

Hmm.

You don't want it!

Dewey Cox

I think I kinda want it.

Okay, but just this once. Come on in.