"Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does.
Conspiracy Brother
Dave Chappelle · 17 quotes
Undercover Brother
Eddie Griffin · 17 quotes
Lance
Neil Patrick Harris · 6 quotes
The Chief
Chi McBride · 6 quotes
White She-Devil
Denise Richards · 6 quotes
Mr. Feather
Chris Kattan · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Undercover Brother & Conspiracy Brother (4), Conspiracy Brother & The Chief (4), Undercover Brother & White She-Devil (2)
Undercover Brother quotes
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The Man First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture!
General Boutwell I want you... to buy my new fried chicken.
Security Robot
Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
This is a great day for black people of all races.
Sistah Girl What the hell?
What the hell?
What the f...
Smart Brother
[On General Warren Boutwell running for president]
I wonder if he'll run as a Democrat or an Independent.
Never know. Might be a Republican.
Please. What kind of self-respecting black man would run as a Republican? Name one thing the Republican party has done for black people. One!
Smart Brother
Well, they were the party of Lincoln. They stood against the tyranny of oppression by leading the call for the Civil War and forced passage of the Emancipation Proclamation, which freed the slaves.
All right, name two things lately.
Is that that damn Undercover Brother?!
You in trouble.
Where the hell have you been?!
This is a job, not some kind of damn summer camp! And I'm tired of you disrespecting me! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire your sorry ass!
Because I Don't work for you?
SHUT UP!
If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!
HA! IN YOUR FACE! Ha-ha, skinny black... Hey!
Son, you talk a lot of shit.
Yes, I do.
But you down.
[as Anton Jackson]
If I didn't have my lemon mango guava smoothie, I'd beat the bejabbers out of you and stick my foot up your patootie. Now if you'll excuse me, "Frasier" is on.
Sistah Girl Bejabbers?
He said he would stick his foot up my so-called "patootie"!
"E"'s and "r"'s, huh? I be thinking that somebody in this room is sellin' out!
Damn it woman, will you just back off?
Announcer
[over PA speaker]
Attention, angry black man in khakis.
You know what they say, behind every great black man...
...Is the police.
Smart Brother
A bunch of slow white athletes?
A cute butt.
Probable cause.
NO!...A strong black woman.
All
Oh.
Oh, Undercover Brother, you're too much man for me!
Baby, sometimes I'm too much man for my own damn self.
Once you've been with Undercover Brother, there is no other.
No, it's once you go black, you don't go back.
Kung.
Kung Who?
Kung FU!!
A girl needs friends, Anton. Would you like to be my friend?