“If I didn't have my lemon mango guava smoothie, I'd beat the...” – Undercover Brother, Undercover Brother ... Movie Quotes Database

[as Anton Jackson]

If I didn't have my lemon mango guava smoothie, I'd beat the bejabbers out of you and stick my foot up your patootie. Now if you'll excuse me, "Frasier" is on.

Sistah Girl

Bejabbers?

Conspiracy Brother

He said he would stick his foot up my so-called "patootie"!

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