Dave Chappelle movie quotes

19 quotes from 3 movies

Undercover Brother (2002) as Conspiracy Brother

View Quote Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!

View Quote I never trusted that Colonel. Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets!

View Quote Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting ****". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!

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A Star Is Born (2018) as George 'Noodles' Stone

View Quote You know it's like, I dunno you... you float out... float out at sea then one day you find a port, say, 'I'm gonna stay here a few days'. A few days becomes a few years. Then you forgot where you were going in the first place. Then you realize you don't really give a shit about where you was going, cause you like where you at.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) as Ahchoo

View Quote Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!