The Chief If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!
HA! IN YOUR FACE! Ha-ha, skinny black... Hey!
Most-quoted role: The Chief in Undercover Brother (2002), 6 quotes
Movies The Chief The Chief Son, you talk a lot of shit.
Yes, I do.
The Chief But you down.
Sistah Girl What the hell?
The Chief What the hell?
What the f...
Lt. John Bergin [to Spooner]
You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.
Lt. John Bergin Well, I guess we're going to miss the good old days.
What good old days?
Lt. John Bergin When people were killed by other people.
Lt. Bergin [After Spooner arrives at the station]
"Lead by example." Says that right on your badge. So, are we going to talk about this?
About what?
Police Officer
[Behind him, the other cops laugh] [sarcastically]
Help! Police! That robot stole my dry-cleaning! [laughs]
Oh, you wanna talk about that.
Lt. Bergin Spoon... how many robots have ever snatched a purse?
John, the thing is runnin' down the street --
Lt. Bergin Ah-ah, mm-mm, how many robots, in the world, have ever committed a crime?
Now, define "crime".
Lt. Bergin Answer the question, dammit.
None, John.
Lt. Bergin What happened today?
Lt. Bergin Better be the last "nothing."
Donny Any a$$hole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! You need a role model!
Donny See you tomorrow night Eleanor and you fine a$$.