Lt. Bergin
[After Spooner arrives at the station]
"Lead by example." Says that right on your badge. So, are we going to talk about this?
Spooner
About what?
Police Officer
[Behind him, the other cops laugh] [sarcastically]
Help! Police! That robot stole my dry-cleaning! [laughs]
Spooner
Oh, you wanna talk about that.
Lt. Bergin
Spoon... how many robots have ever snatched a purse?
Spooner
John, the thing is runnin' down the street --
Lt. Bergin
Ah-ah, mm-mm, how many robots, in the world, have ever committed a crime?
Spooner
Now, define "crime".
Lt. Bergin
Answer the question, dammit.
Spooner
None, John.
Lt. Bergin
What happened today?
Lt. Bergin
Better be the last "nothing."

