Most scenes together: Evil & Robert (3), Evil & Benson (3), Randall & Kevin (3)
I wanna go home! I can't stand it! You're gonna get us all killed, Randall!
Stop whimpering Fidget! How was I to know we were gonna run slap bang into an iceberg? It didn't say 'Get off before the iceberg' on the ticket!
Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!
Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while.
Stand by for mind control!
They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
Well I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim.
You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?
You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?
