“You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you...” – Evil, Time Bandits ... Movie Quotes Database

Evil

You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?

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