Time Bandits (1981) · 24 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Time Bandits (1981): in 8 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Kevin (3)
You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?
The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?
Randall Who?
The poor.
Randall The poor?
Oh, you must meet them. I'm sure you'll like them. Of course they haven't got two pennies to rub together but that's because they're poor!
I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
Randall Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!
That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that.
Randall Of course, you know it all.
He was one of my heroes.
Randall Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?
Randall Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?
No, we agreed: No leader!
Randall Right. So shut up and do as I say.
I wanna go home! I can't stand it! You're gonna get us all killed, Randall!
Randall Stop whimpering Fidget! How was I to know we were gonna run slap bang into an iceberg? It didn't say 'Get off before the iceberg' on the ticket!
Is it always like this after you've done a raid?
I don't know. We've never done one before.
Randall Going to be. Going to be.
Randall He didn't have anything to spend it on, did he? Stuck out in Greece. Lowest standard of living in Europe.
I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, small shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.
Randall Oh, thank you, sir.
Yes, well, I am the nice one.
