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When it grew beyond Odin's control, she massacred everyone in the palace and tried to seize the throne. When she tried to escape her banishment, he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. I only survived because... [Trails off, brooding] Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne, and it cost me everything. That's what's wrong with Asgard. The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham.
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You see, I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the Goddess of Death. Tell me, Brother: What were you the God of, again?
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[After falling though a portal and landing on the floor of Dr. Strange's Sanctum] I have been falling...FOR 30 MINUTES!
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[As his gladiator arena opponent is revealed to be the Hulk] YEEEEES!!! We know each other! He's a friend from work!
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[Bringing back Surtur] With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.
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[Guessing a password to the Quinjet's computer] Ugh. Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
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[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up] Surprise. [Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage] Ow!
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[Thor suddenly has an idea.] Hey, let's do "Get Help".
Loki: [Slightly confuzzled] What?
Thor: "Get Help".
Loki: [Seeing what Thor is getting at] No.
Thor: Come on, you love it.
Loki: I hate it!
Thor: It's great! It works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating!
Thor: You got a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: [Thoroughly exasperated] We are not doing "Get Help"!
[Thor gives Loki a devilish smirk. Flash-cut to the elevator opening to a seemingly unconscious Loki with one arm slung over a distressed Thor's shoulder.]
Thor: GET HELP! Please! My brother's dying! Get help! Help him! [He chucks Loki at the guards, knocking them unconscious.] Ahh, classic!
Loki: [Stands up looking 100% done with this shenaniganery] Still hate it! It's humiliating!
Thor: Well, not for me, it's not!
Thor: "Get Help".
Loki: [Seeing what Thor is getting at] No.
Thor: Come on, you love it.
Loki: I hate it!
Thor: It's great! It works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating!
Thor: You got a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: [Thoroughly exasperated] We are not doing "Get Help"!
[Thor gives Loki a devilish smirk. Flash-cut to the elevator opening to a seemingly unconscious Loki with one arm slung over a distressed Thor's shoulder.]
Thor: GET HELP! Please! My brother's dying! Get help! Help him! [He chucks Loki at the guards, knocking them unconscious.] Ahh, classic!
Loki: [Stands up looking 100% done with this shenaniganery] Still hate it! It's humiliating!
Thor: Well, not for me, it's not!
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[To Hulk] So much has happened, since I last saw you! I lost my hammer... like, yesterday. So that's still pretty fresh.
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[While electrocuting Loki] Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more.