Thor: Ragnarok 2017 quotes

59 quotes · 7 characters
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) poster
Characters
Thor Chris Hemsworth · 26 quotes
Loki Tom Hiddleston · 13 quotes
Valkyrie Tessa Thompson · 5 quotes
Hela Cate Blanchett · 4 quotes
Korg Taika Waititi · 4 quotes
Hulk Mark Ruffalo · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Thor & Loki (11), Thor & Valkyrie (4), Thor & Hela (3)

Thor: Ragnarok quotes

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Heimdall, I know you can see me. I need you to help me see.

Heimdall
[Heimdall hears Thor's pleas and takes him to Asgard where he sees the people fleeing from Hela.]

I see you, but you're far away.

What's going on?

Heimdall

Come see for yourself.

Heimdall
[He takes Thor to a balcony where Hela's ravagers are laying waste to Asgard.]

I'm providing refuge in a place built by our ancestors. But if the Garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost.

You're talking about evacuating Asgard.

Heimdall
[Thor, Heimdall and the residents throw their backs back to hide from the Ravagers. Once they're gone, he leads the citizens to the Garrison.]

Hela is ravenous. She draws her powers from Asgard. If I let her leave, she'll consume 9 realms and the Cosmos. We need you.

I'm working on it. I don't know where I'm at.

Heimdall

You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.

Which one?!

Heimdall

The big one.
[Thor loses contact with Heimdall as he fights off the Ravagers.]

Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. I don't know, maybe there's still some good in you. But let's be honest: our paths diverged a long time ago.

[Sighs]

Yeah. It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.

It's what you always wanted. [He claps Loki on the shoulder.] Hey, let's do "Get Help".

[Slightly confused]

What?

"Get Help".

[Seeing what Thor is getting at]

No.

Come on, you love it.

I hate it!

It's great! It works every time.

It's humiliating!

You got a better plan?

No.

We're doing it.

[Thoroughly exasperated]

We are not doing "Get Help"!

[Thor gives Loki a devilish smirk. Flash-cut to the elevator opening to a seemingly unconscious Loki with one arm slung over a distressed Thor's shoulder.]

GET HELP! Please! My brother's dying! Get help! Help him! [He chucks Loki at the guards, knocking them unconscious.] Ah, classic!

[Stands up looking 100% done with this]

Still hate it! It's humiliating!

Well, not for me, it's not!

[Valkyrie brings Thor and Bruce to her place where she's holding Loki]

Surprise.

[Thor throws an empty can at Loki]

Ow!

Just making sure.

Time works real different around these parts. On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old. But here on Sakaar.... [Beholds himself] In any case, you know this, ah, this, ah... you call yourself the "Lord of Thunder"?

God of Thunder. [Whispering to Loki] Tell him.

... I've never met this man in my life.

He's my brother!

Adopted.

Is he any kind of a fighter?

Heh...heh. You take this thing out of my neck and I'll show you!

[Absolutely gleefully]

Now, listen to that, he's threat-threatening me! Hey, Sparkles! Here's the deal: You want to get back to "Ass-place," "Ass-berg..."

As–GARD!

... Any contender who defeats my champion... their freedom they shall win.

[Lets loose a "so-done-with-this-crap" eye roll]

FINE! Then point me in the direction of whoever's arse I have to kick!

That's what I call...a contender! That direction would be, would be this way, Lord.

[Grandmaster waves his fingers and Thor's chair starts to move] [Yelps]

Loki!

What happened to my manners? I haven't properly introduced myself. Come on. Follow me. My name is Grandmaster. I preside over a little harlequinade called the Contest of Champions. People come from far and wide to unwillingly participate in it. And you, my friend, might just be part of the new cast. What do you say to that?

We're not friends, and I don't give a shit about your games! I'm going back to Asgard!

[Amused]

"Ass-guard"?

It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. I am Hela, Odin's firstborn, commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead, as are the princes. [raises her hand reassuringly] You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged. Yet Odin stopped at the Nine Realms. Our destiny is to rule over all others. And I am here to restore that power. Kneel before me and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.

Hogun

Whoever you are... whatever you've done, surrender now! Or we will show you no mercy.

[Sounding incredibly put out]

Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said?

Hogun

This is your final warning!

I thought you'd be happy to see me. [Forms her headdress] Fine.

Thor sad.

[Exasperated]

Shut up.

[Shoves Thor]

THOR SAD!

I'm not sad, you idiot. I'm pissed off! [Hulk groans] Angry. I lost my father! [Kicks a metal cylinder] I lost my hammer.

Whining and crying. Cry like baby—

[Interrupting Hulk]

You're not even listening! [Kicks something else at Hulk]

Don't kick stuff! [Throws bowl at Thor]

You're being a really bad friend!

YOU BAD FRIEND!!

You know what we call you?

No!

[As Hulk is saying "no"]

We call you the stupid Avenger.

YOU TINY AVENGER!!! [Throws a shield at Thor which embeds itself into the wall]

What, are you crazy?!

[Holding up a mace]

Yes!

You know what? Earth does hate you.

Hey, man, I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here on that big spaceship. Wanna come?

Well, it seems that you are in dire need of leadership.

Thank you!

Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?

Yes, of course. People on Earth love me, I'm very popular.

Let me rephrase that. Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?

Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn't worry, brother. I feel like everything's going to work out fine.
[Sanctuary II, a ship owned by Thanos, hovers over the Statesman.]

[Seeing Valkyrie's tattoo]

You're a Valkyrie? I thought the Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?

Chose your next words wisely.

I'm terribly sorry, must be a very painful memory.

Odin

Even when you had two eyes, you'd see only half the picture.

She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.

Odin

Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? That hammer was to help you control your power, to focus it. It was never your source of strength.

It's too late. She's already taken Asgard.

Odin

Asgard is not a place. It never was. [indicates the surrounding countryside] This could be Asgard. Asgard is where our people stand. Even now, right now, those people need your help. [prepares to depart]

I'm not as strong as you.

Odin

No...you're stronger.

Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color! Ridiculous.

Smash you.

You didn't smash anything, I won that fight!

I smashed you!

Yeah, sure, sure.

Baby arms.

What?

BABY ARMS! [Throws a fruit he was eating at Thor, who dodges]

How did you end up here?

Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. But I'm actually organising another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?

I think we should disband the Revengers.

Hit her with a lightning blast.

I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning! It did nothing!

We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.

[Looking at the Asgardians boarding the Statesman]

It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.

So what do we do?

I'm not doing "Get Help".

[Hela walks and approaches with her swords] [Comes to a realization]

Asgard's not a place, it's a people. Loki, this was never about stopping Ragnarök, this was about causing Ragnarök. Surtur's crown; the vault. It's the only way.

[Seeing what Thor is getting at]

Bold move, Brother. Even for me. [Runs off]

Shall we?

After you.