Most scenes together: Donatello / Donnie & Leonardo / Leo (5), Raphael / Raph & Leonardo / Leo (5), Raphael / Raph & Donatello / Donnie (4)
Raphael-san! I came to say goodbye.
But we're not going back! Me an' Raph are gonna be staying!
No. Kenshin must return. You promised! Our two families must be united, or the wars will start again.
But I wanted to stay here… with you.
You will always be here with me… Michelangelo.
Niles Wet… what-um?
(The Turtles tickle Niles' ears; he flees the scene)
It's equal-mass displacement! See, guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?
Tuesdays?
Uhhh, Groundhog's Day? (Donatello moans)
It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight.
Bingo! Gee, you guys do have a good educational system, huh?
Enough of this camaraderie. When do we get to bust some skulls?
Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time. Sorry, guy.
What was that? You wanna run that by me again? How come?
'Cos we need somebody to stay here with Splinter in case the time bandit decides to flip out again, if that isn't too much of an inconvenience.
It'd be a serious honor.
Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.
Yeah. So...?
So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) I've got 3 more pairs!
No. We have no time for this scientific debate.
Yes, Master.
Niles "Bring me the woman, Niles." "Lick my boots, Niles." "Feed my birds, Niles." What's next? Roll over and play dead? (bumps into the disguised Raphael) What are you lookin' at, ya ugly lump of dung? (Raphael angrily growls, but lets them pass mostly unharmed)
I'm gonna get that guy! Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. (walks away casually)
That was an insult, Leo!
Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?
Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki- (Raph knocks them out cold)
How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara"?
That'll work!
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
Well relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
No, of course not!
That'd be totally bogus!
Really stupid!
Well, that's a relief.
No, that guy's gonna make it. (points to a nearby blacksmith) He's good with his hands. (April shoves the blueprint aside and walks away)
Where're you goin', dudette?
To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
We're turtles, friend!
Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball.
This, I believe, is what you've been searching for. Go fetch! (throws the Scepter into the air, getting the Turtles to panic in catching it) You really think I would make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?!
Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport.
Ahhhh. Pizza. Got that, dude? Pi-zza! (takes a bite, but can't break the burnt crust) Frisbee, also cool. (throws it)
I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
Don't push me, Ruffles, or I'll melt you into a steaming puddle of puke.
Ahh, nature. I love it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.
Boy do I hate spinach.
