Leonardo / Leo
Boy do I hate spinach.
3rd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993): in 11 of its 59 quotes
Most scenes with: Donatello / Donnie (5), Raphael / Raph (5), Michelangelo / Mikey (3)
Fights over, we're closed.
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Leonardo / Leo
Hey, Tinkerbell! Why don't you shoot us?
Scenes with Leonardo / Leo
8 scenes(explaining the Magic Scepter's function)
It's equal-mass displacement! See, guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?
Tuesdays?
Uhhh, Groundhog's Day? (Donatello moans)
It will only work if the magic travellers each have the same weight.
Donny
Bingo! Gee, you guys do have a good educational system, huh?
Enough of this camaraderie. When do we get to bust some skulls?
Leo
Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time. Sorry, guy.
What was that? You wanna run that by me again? How come?
'Cos we need somebody to stay here with Splinter in case the time bandit decides to flip out again, if that isn't too much of an inconvenience.
[nods in recognition, which Casey returns]
It'd be a serious honor.
Leo
(sees Mikey hula-ing in boxer shorts)
Why are you wearing shorts?
Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.
Leo
Yeah. So...?
So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) I've got 3 more pairs!
No. We have no time for this scientific debate.
Leo
Yes, Master.
Niles (grumbling to himself over being Walker's minion)
"Bring me the woman, Niles." "Lick my boots, Niles." "Feed my birds, Niles." What's next? Roll over and play dead? (bumps into the disguised Raphael) What are you lookin' at, ya ugly lump of dung? (Raphael angrily growls, but lets them pass mostly unharmed)
I'm gonna get that guy! Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
Leo
Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. (walks away casually)
That was an insult, Leo!
Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?
Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki- (Raph knocks them out cold)
How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara"?
That'll work!
(after being rescued from Norinaga's dungeon)
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
Well relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
(sees Donnie's blueprints for a crude replica of the Magic Scepter)
You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
Turtles
No, of course not!
That'd be totally bogus!
Really stupid!
Well, that's a relief.
No, that guy's gonna make it. (points to a nearby blacksmith) He's good with his hands. (April shoves the blueprint aside and walks away)
Where're you goin', dudette?
To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
(paraphrasing Splinter's line to Shredder from the first film)
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
Leo
(strong silence from everybody)
Are we in a loop here or what?
Leo
We're turtles, friend!
Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball.
(slowly pulls the Scepter out of his bag)
This, I believe, is what you've been searching for. Go fetch! (throws the Scepter into the air, getting the Turtles to panic in catching it) You really think I would make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?!
The scepter will be in the temple, which means you will be replaced by four priests.
Leo
Nothin' to it.
Now you must start out immediately! Mitsu is in grave danger.
Miss Who?
Yes, that's right: Mitsu! She is the woman who leads the rebellion against my father. And she is the most courageous, beautiful woman…
Yeah, we got it; we're goin' now!
Leo
(sees Mikey hula-dancing in boxer shorts)
Mikey! Why are you wearing shorts?
Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.
Leo
Yeah. So...?
So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) Hey! I've got 3 more pairs!
No. We have no time for this scientific debate.
Leo
Yes, Master.
You see, Walker, we did not need your guns. Today my Honor Guard carried my old secret weapon.
Really? Well, that's good news.
Where are my Honor-Guards? (to a soldier) You there! Find my Honor-Guards! Yes, now! Right away!
Soldier
You! Come!
I told you these disguises weren't gonna work!
Leo
Let's go! Blend in!
Soldier
They're coming! They're behind the wagon!
Soldier
Uh-oh.
Get out! Idiot!
Very impressive.
This is very bad.
O wow! A leg-o-rama!
Hey! I'm allowed. I'm on vacation!
Leo and Donnie
Absolutely! Sh'wing!
(All laugh) .
Hey Leo! Look at this water!
Leo
I don't see anything.
Exactly! No tires, no beer-cans, no dead fish; just… water! Clean, clear, beautiful water! Ah, Nature! I love it! Makes me wanna… I dunno… migrate or somethin'.
Turtles don't migrate, Raph! birds do!
Hey! I gotta beak, don' I?
Leo
Yeah. Okay, Turtles; let's move out!
You bet!
(An arrow pins April's sleeve; rebel fighters enter) .
Here comes trouble!
Ambush!
Hey! I don' kiss on th' first date, lady.
Leo
Raph! Gi' it a rest, will ya!
Don't be afraid! You're all just like the other one.
Leo and Donnie
What? Other one? Mikey?!
Both cheer..
Wow; ancient us! Trippy!
The War of a Thousand Swords. Four demons defeated the daimyo and his army.
It looks like me, but it's got Raph's beak.
But that was only a legend!
Leo
Dudes, we're legends!
You have come back.
Leo
Yeah, we like to drop in every three-or-four centuries.
Give us the scepter, and we'll bug out.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
(paraphrasing Splinter's line to Shredder from the first film)
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
Leo
(pause)
Are we in a loop here or what?