Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki- (Raph knocks them out cold)
How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara"?
That'll work!
(after being rescued from Norinaga's dungeon)
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
Well relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
(sees Donnie's blueprints for a crude replica of the Magic Scepter)
You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
No, of course not!
That'd be totally bogus!
Really stupid!
Well, that's a relief.
No, that guy's gonna make it. (points to a nearby blacksmith) He's good with his hands. (April shoves the blueprint aside and walks away)
Where're you goin', dudette?
To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
(paraphrasing Splinter's line to Shredder from the first film)
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
We're turtles, friend!
Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball.
(slowly pulls the Scepter out of his bag)
This, I believe, is what you've been searching for. Go fetch! (throws the Scepter into the air, getting the Turtles to panic in catching it) You really think I would make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?!
