Most scenes together: Donatello / Donnie & Leonardo / Leo (5), Raphael / Raph & Leonardo / Leo (5), Raphael / Raph & Donatello / Donnie (4)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III quotes
Page 1 of 4Hey, Whit!
Ah, Ms. O'Neill. My partner Mr. Whit and I were just talking about your future.
Yeah, well, I have a few things to say about your partner here. He's scum. He's the lowest scum of the Earth. An' you know something? He's lower than scum. He gives scum a bad name!
Well, of course he does! That's why I hired him.
O wow! A leg-o-rama!
Hey! I'm allowed. I'm on vacation!
Absolutely! Sh'wing!
(All laugh) .
Hey Leo! Look at this water!
I don't see anything.
Exactly! No tires, no beer-cans, no dead fish; just… water! Clean, clear, beautiful water! Ah, Nature! I love it! Makes me wanna… I dunno… migrate or somethin'.
Turtles don't migrate, Raph! birds do!
Hey! I gotta beak, don' I?
Yeah. Okay, Turtles; let's move out!
You bet!
(An arrow pins April's sleeve; rebel fighters enter) .
Here comes trouble!
Ambush!
Oh, Raph, come on!
What's goin' on, Raph?
Nothin'!
Have patience, my son.
All I'm sayin' is, Here we are, practicin', killin' ourselves;–– for what?
Nobody appreciates us, nobody sees us; nobody even knows we're alive down here!
Hey guys! How's it goin'?
April! Good hair day?
Brought you some stuff!
Oh, good; I love stuff.
Goodies! Later.
The space-time continuum'll be outta phase after 60 hours.
Hang on! Time out! What's that mean in American?
If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days… we're turtle soup.
Bummer.
Wow; ancient us! Trippy!
The War of a Thousand Swords. Four demons defeated the daimyo and his army.
It looks like me, but it's got Raph's beak.
But that was only a legend!
Dudes, we're legends!
You have come back.
Yeah, we like to drop in every three-or-four centuries.
Give us the scepter, and we'll bug out.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
Look! It's one a' them Honor Guards!
There's a reward for 'im!
(They open the hut; Mikey emerges) .
My heroes.
(The Henchmen scream and run) .
No, wait! I'm really a beautiful princess in disguise! (to himself) Oh, swords. (picks up their stilettos). Break the spell! Gimme a kiss! (laughs, and twirls the swords about).
This is very bad. They are not four priests. They are my father's Honor-Guard.
The scepter was not in the temple.
There must've been a battle.
I knew it; we were missin' all the fun.
You see, Walker, we did not need your guns. Today my Honor Guard carried my old secret weapon.
Really? Well, that's good news.
Where are my Honor-Guards? (to a soldier) You there! Find my Honor-Guards! Yes, now! Right away!
You! Come!
I told you these disguises weren't gonna work!
Let's go! Blend in!
They're coming! They're behind the wagon!
Uh-oh.
Get out! Idiot!
Very impressive.
This is very bad.
Oh, sorry; I guess you wan'ed to be alone, huh?
I was asking the gods to protect someone.
Kenshin? …He's like;–– your beau, huh.
You know him?
Sort of. He kinda had to go on a cosmic journey for a while. But don't worry! He'll be back. As soon as we leave. I promise!
How do you know this?
Er… it's a… kappa kind of thing.
Mr. Whit Take me with you.
Where? New York? No, you wouldn't fit in.
Mr. Whit You could teach me.
No I couldn't! Look, Whit, I'm going back real soon. I don't wanna have this conversation; okay?
Hey! I don' kiss on th' first date, lady.
Raph! Gi' it a rest, will ya!
Don't be afraid! You're all just like the other one.
What? Other one? Mikey?!
Both cheer..
I just wanna know, What happened t' April?
It seems the scepter, has magic powers, and somehow transported them both through time.
Hold on, dudes! If April's back in feudal Japan, does that mean we have t' ride that scepter back through time to get her?
You have no choice, my son.
Awesome! But d'you think they had pizza back then?
Ah, get outta town!
The scepter will be in the temple, which means you will be replaced by four priests.
Nothin' to it.
Now you must start out immediately! Mitsu is in grave danger.
Miss Who?
Yes, that's right: Mitsu! She is the woman who leads the rebellion against my father. And she is the most courageous, beautiful woman…
Yeah, we got it; we're goin' now!
Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.
Yeah. So...?
So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) Hey! I've got 3 more pairs!
No. We have no time for this scientific debate.
Yes, Master.
Perhaps this little bird will sing for her supper.
Mitsu… why have you stolen my son?
I do not have your son. He's gone on a magic journey. Only the scepter can bring him back.
You're lying. You have them both!
I have nothing. [indicates Walker] He has the scepter.