A scene from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 1993
Leo

(sees Mikey hula-ing in boxer shorts)

Why are you wearing shorts?

Mikey

Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.

Leo

Yeah. So...?

Mikey

So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) I've got 3 more pairs!

Splinter

No. We have no time for this scientific debate.

Leo

Yes, Master.

Mikey

(dejectedly)

Yeah, yeah...

Splinter

(sighs)

Kids...

Niles

(grumbling to himself over being Walker's minion)

"Bring me the woman, Niles." "Lick my boots, Niles." "Feed my birds, Niles." What's next? Roll over and play dead? (bumps into the disguised Raphael) What are you lookin' at, ya ugly lump of dung? (Raphael angrily growls, but lets them pass mostly unharmed)

Raph

I'm gonna get that guy! Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

Leo

Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. (walks away casually)

Raph

That was an insult, Leo!

Donnie

Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

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