Michelangelo / Mikey Uh-oh turtle tantrum.
Voiced by Robbie Rist 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · 59 quotes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · 59 quotes
Most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993): in 20 of its 59 quotes
Most scenes with: Leonardo / Leo (3), Splinter (3), Mitsu (3)
Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
More lines from Michelangelo / Mikey
12 quotes Michelangelo / Mikey Michelangelo / Mikey [To Kenshin]
How did you get in April's pants?
Michelangelo / Mikey (recovering)
My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts.
Michelangelo / Mikey (getting ready to jump into a burning building)
I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
Michelangelo / Mikey (demonstrating a pizza to a villager)
Ahhhh. Pizza. Got that, dude? Pi-zza! (takes a bite, but can't break the burnt crust) Frisbee, also cool. (throws it)
Michelangelo / Mikey What if we make a major U-turn and wind up in Godzilla-land?
Michelangelo / Mikey Oh, he who dings the shell must pay!
Michelangelo / Mikey Smells like a geek ran through here.
Michelangelo / Mikey Dudes! Most excellent timing!
Michelangelo / Mikey Hey, guys. I'm not going back.
Michelangelo / Mikey I said I'm staying here. I'm not going back with you.
Michelangelo / Mikey If you ever get to New York… destiny! What a drag!
Scenes with Michelangelo / Mikey
7 scenes Mikey Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.
Yeah. So...?
Mikey So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) I've got 3 more pairs!
No. We have no time for this scientific debate.
Yes, Master.
Mikey (dejectedly)
Yeah, yeah...
Niles (grumbling to himself over being Walker's minion)
"Bring me the woman, Niles." "Lick my boots, Niles." "Feed my birds, Niles." What's next? Roll over and play dead? (bumps into the disguised Raphael) What are you lookin' at, ya ugly lump of dung? (Raphael angrily growls, but lets them pass mostly unharmed)
I'm gonna get that guy! Did you hear what he called me, Leo?
Yeah, an ugly lump of dung. (walks away casually)
That was an insult, Leo!
Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?
Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki- (Raph knocks them out cold)
How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara"?
That'll work!
(after being rescued from Norinaga's dungeon)
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
Well relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
(sees Donnie's blueprints for a crude replica of the Magic Scepter)
You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
Turtles
No, of course not!
Mikey That'd be totally bogus!
Really stupid!
Well, that's a relief.
No, that guy's gonna make it. (points to a nearby blacksmith) He's good with his hands. (April shoves the blueprint aside and walks away)
Mikey Where're you goin', dudette?
To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
(paraphrasing Splinter's line to Shredder from the first film)
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
We're turtles, friend!
Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball.
(slowly pulls the Scepter out of his bag)
This, I believe, is what you've been searching for. Go fetch! (throws the Scepter into the air, getting the Turtles to panic in catching it) You really think I would make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?!
I just wanna know, What happened t' April?
It seems the scepter, has magic powers, and somehow transported them both through time.
Mikey Hold on, dudes! If April's back in feudal Japan, does that mean we have t' ride that scepter back through time to get her?
You have no choice, my son.
Mikey Awesome! But d'you think they had pizza back then?
Ah, get outta town!
The scepter will be in the temple, which means you will be replaced by four priests.
Nothin' to it.
Now you must start out immediately! Mitsu is in grave danger.
Miss Who?
Yes, that's right: Mitsu! She is the woman who leads the rebellion against my father. And she is the most courageous, beautiful woman…
Yeah, we got it; we're goin' now!
Mikey Kenshin switched with April and got her clothes.
Yeah. So...?
Mikey So, this is for whoever arrives in my place, so they don't arrive bare-butt naked. (holds up more shorts) Hey! I've got 3 more pairs!
No. We have no time for this scientific debate.
Yes, Master.
Mikey (dejectedly)
Yeah, yeah...
First Henchman
Look! It's one a' them Honor Guards!
Second Henchman
There's a reward for 'im!
(They open the hut; Mikey emerges) .
Mikey My heroes.
(The Henchmen scream and run) .
Mikey (sarcastic)
No, wait! I'm really a beautiful princess in disguise! (to himself) Oh, swords. (picks up their stilettos). Break the spell! Gimme a kiss! (laughs, and twirls the swords about).
Mikey Oh, sorry; I guess you wan'ed to be alone, huh?
I was asking the gods to protect someone.
Mikey Kenshin? …He's like;–– your beau, huh.
You know him?
Mikey Sort of. He kinda had to go on a cosmic journey for a while. But don't worry! He'll be back. As soon as we leave. I promise!
How do you know this?
Mikey Er… it's a… kappa kind of thing.
Yoshi
Raphael-san! I came to say goodbye.
Mikey But we're not going back! Me an' Raph are gonna be staying!
No. Kenshin must return. You promised! Our two families must be united, or the wars will start again.
Mikey But I wanted to stay here… with you.
You will always be here with me… Michelangelo.
