(After noticing that they are being watched by a few Japanese guards)
Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi.
(confused)
"Hello mustard?"
Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty. (to the guards) Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki- (Raph knocks them out cold)
How 'bout, uh, "Sayonara"?
(after being rescued from Norinaga's dungeon)
Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
Well relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
(sees Donnie's blueprints for a crude replica of the Magic Scepter)
You don't mean... you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?
T Turtles
No, of course not!
No, that guy's gonna make it. (points to a nearby blacksmith) He's good with his hands. (April shoves the blueprint aside and walks away)
Where're you goin', dudette?
To find an apartment. I have a feeling we're gonna be here for a long, long time.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
Mitsu (paraphrasing Splinter's line to Shredder from the first film)
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
(strong silence from everybody)
Are we in a loop here or what?
(cornered by the Turtles at the docks)
What kind of demons are you?
Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball.
(slowly pulls the Scepter out of his bag)
This, I believe, is what you've been searching for. Go fetch! (throws the Scepter into the air, getting the Turtles to panic in catching it) You really think I would make it that easy, you nasty little reptiles?!
Hey! I don' kiss on th' first date, lady.
Raph! Gi' it a rest, will ya!
Mitsu Don't be afraid! You're all just like the other one.
LA Leo and Donnie
What? Other one? Mikey?!
Both cheer..
Oh, sorry; I guess you wan'ed to be alone, huh?
Mitsu I was asking the gods to protect someone.
Kenshin? …He's like;–– your beau, huh.
Mitsu You know him?
Sort of. He kinda had to go on a cosmic journey for a while. But don't worry! He'll be back. As soon as we leave. I promise!
Mitsu How do you know this?
Er… it's a… kappa kind of thing.
Mitsu The War of a Thousand Swords. Four demons defeated the daimyo and his army.
It looks like me, but it's got Raph's beak.
Mitsu But that was only a legend!
Yeah, we like to drop in every three-or-four centuries.
Give us the scepter, and we'll bug out.
You may have disgraced my ancestors, but you will not disgrace me. Tonight, you will die.
Mitsu (paraphrasing Splinter's line to Shredder from the first film)
No. We will both die... but only one of us with honor.
(pause)
Are we in a loop here or what?
Perhaps this little bird will sing for her supper.
Mitsu… why have you stolen my son?
Mitsu I do not have your son. He's gone on a magic journey. Only the scepter can bring him back.
You're lying. You have them both!
Mitsu I have nothing. [indicates Walker] He has the scepter.
Y Yoshi
Raphael-san! I came to say goodbye.
But we're not going back! Me an' Raph are gonna be staying!
Mitsu No. Kenshin must return. You promised! Our two families must be united, or the wars will start again.
But I wanted to stay here… with you.
Mitsu You will always be here with me… Michelangelo.
