A character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Raphael quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): in 11 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Raphael / Raph (9), Splinter (3), Michelangelo / Mikey (2)

A line from Raphael [As he is fighting Casey Jones]

A José Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.

More lines from Raphael

6 quotes

New game, round-head: [pulls out a cricket bat] Cricket.

Raphael

Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

I'll teach you! [swings and hits Raphael into a trash can] See? 6 Runs.

Raph
[struggles to get out]
[running]

So long, freak! I've got work to do!

Raph
[finally free of the can and furious]

FREAK?! FREAK?!?

Passenger (Josh Pais)
[Casey leaps over wall and runs while Raph gives chase before he rolls over the hood of a taxi cab]

What the heck was that?!

Cab driver

Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trenchcoat. [passenger is silent] You're going to LaGuardia, right?

Raph
[still chasing Casey]

Come back here! I'm not finished with you! [screams angrily] DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AMN!

[As he is fighting the Foot Clan on a rooftop.]

You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting.

[After shoving Casey, preventing him from killing the thieves]

How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?

Raphael
[finally free of the can and furious]

FREAK?! FREAK?!?

Scenes with Raphael

4 scenes
Raphael
[tries sneaking in late after his encounter with Casey]
[lights a match, revealing he's been waiting for Raph to return home]

Raphael... [Raph sighs] come sit by me.

Raph
[stressed]

Couldn't this wait 'til morning?

[firmly]

You will listen now! [Raph relents and joins him] My Master Yoshi's first rule was "possess the right thinking." Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. [Raph listens in silence as Splinter continues] You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them. And do not forget me. [reaches to touch Raph's head, causing Raph to weep] I am here, my son.

Raphael
[two Foot Ninjas are left after Raphael defeats a large number; they look at each other in fright and confusion.]

I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me? [camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot Ninjas leap onto the rooftop.] Good answer. Good answer.

Raph

Where's Splinter?

[realizes what Raph means]

Ah, the rat. So it has a name? [thinking that Splinter's dead; sadistically] It had a name.

Leo
[angrily growls; screams]

YOU LIE!!!

[evilly smirks]

Do I?

[Leo angrily screams and charges toward Shredder, but Shredder flips Leo, and points his yari to Leo's neck] [to Raph, Donnie and Mikey; referring to Leo]

He dies. [Raph, Donnie, and Mikey gasp; gestures with his head] Weapons. [the remaining three turtles hesitate] Now! [Raph, Donnie, and Mikey reluctantly discard their weapons to save Leo.] Fools. [chortles] The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate... WILL BE HIS!!! [holds up his yari and prepares to impale Leo]

Raph, Mikey, and Donnie
[alarmed; pleadingly]

NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!

Mikey
[suddenly, Splinter appears, startling Shredder] [relieved]

Splinter!

[Leonardo, seeing Shredder distracted, rolls away back to the other Turtles]

Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago... in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!

Raph
[Shredder removes his mask, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter, revealing him to be Oroku Saki] [referring to the Shredder, known as Oroku Saki]

It's him.

[absolutely horrified]

You. [angrily] Now I will finish.... what I began with your ear! [attempts to joust Splinter, but his yari is caught in a nunchaku chain and he is hanging over the edge of a building]

Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... [Shredder reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges and grabs it and, at the same time, releases Shredder, who, while screaming, falls into the garbage truck] ...without honor.

[sarcastically]

Oops! [activates the trash compactor with Shredder inside]

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