Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): in 14 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Donatello / Donnie (8), Michelangelo / Mikey (7), Casey Jones (3)
Hey guys? Uh, structurally speaking, I don't think this is ah, really a good time for your ah, buddies to drop in...
Hey, look. Nyuk-nyuk. I think he's blushing.
I think he's actually turning red. [Raph angrily chucks a Sai into the floor between Donnie's legs; shocked] Uh, hmm. Maybe not.
What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?!
Hey, I was just trying to break it to you easy.
Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, OK?
And what do you want, do you want a 'thank you'?
No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
Fine!
Yeah.
Thank you.
No, thank you!
You're welcome!
You're welcome! [they each march to their separate rooms slamming the doors behind them]
Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?
Pork Rind.
Nice night.
Mmm-hmm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Hey, Mikey...You ever think about what Splinter said? About, y'know...Us not havin' him?
...Well, time's up. Three bucks off.
Is Raph coming back?
I'm sure he'll be back any minute.....
[An unconscious Raphael is thrown through the window, landing at Donatello's feet]
We were awesome!
Bodacious!
Bitchin'!
uuh...
Gnarly!
Radical!
Totally tubular!
Wicked!
Hellacious!
uuh... mega...
I have always liked... cowabunga.
I think there's some left over pizza from the other night.
Well?
Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Doh!
[Donatello and him start humming "Taps"]
How ya doin'?
Fine.
Nice night.
Mmhmm. Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.
Mm-hmm. [nods, then wonders about what Splinter said earlier] Hey, Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean, about.... what it would be like, you know, not having him?
Hmm. Time's up. $3 off. [Donnie shakes his head in frustration]
Are you crazy?
Why?
"Why?"! Why, oh, I don't know, because I wanted to redecorate! You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do you think?! [Leo grunts]
Raphael, what are you doing?!
She got jumped in the subway, I had to bring her here.
It's the news lady.
Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Heh! No way, Atomic Mouth. Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have 6 kids by now.
Aw, man, Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroni!
You're the geek, Camel Breath.
Dome Head.
All right, here goes. [about the insult game] What are we on?
Uh, G.
Here goes, Gack Face!
I'm ready, Hose Brain!
You're a claustrophobic! [chuckles]
I've never even looked at another guy before.
Too derivative.
Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Too cliché.
Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
I like it! [to next opponent] Step up!
I don't know, but I'll bet that it never has to look for a can opener. [Donnie giggles]
You fight well... in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... the Shredder.
"The Shredder?"
Uhh, maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.
