'Class is Pain 101... your instructor's Casey Jones.'
Michelangelo / Mikey
23 quotes
Donatello / Donnie
19 quotes
Raphael / Raph
18 quotes
Splinter
18 quotes
Casey Jones
Elias Koteas · 14 quotes
Donatello
14 quotes
Leonardo / Leo
13 quotes
April O'Neil
Judith Hoag · 11 quotes
Raphael
11 quotes
The Shredder
10 quotes
Tatsu
4 quotes
Chief Sterns
Raymond Serra · 2 quotes
Turtles
1 quote
Most scenes together: Michelangelo / Mikey & Donatello / Donnie (10), Leonardo / Leo & Michelangelo / Mikey (9), Raphael / Raph & Raphael (9)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes
Page 1 of 7And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness.
Is Raph coming back?
I'm sure he'll be back any minute.....
[An unconscious Raphael is thrown through the window, landing at Donatello's feet]
Danny
I think there's some left over pizza from the other night.
Micheangelo
[Michelangelo runs over to the table, Donatello takes a look at it]
Well?
Do you like penicillin on your pizza?
Michelangelo
Doh!
[Donatello and him start humming "Taps"]
Nice night.
Mmm-hmm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Hey, Mikey...You ever think about what Splinter said? About, y'know...Us not havin' him?
...Well, time's up. Three bucks off.
Wayne Gretzky? On steroids?
We were awesome!
Bodacious!
Bitchin'!
uuh...
Gnarly!
Radical!
Totally tubular!
Wicked!
Hellacious!
uuh... mega...
I have always liked... cowabunga.
[after the Turtles have escorted her home]
I'd like to invite you all in, but really I don't have anything to offer you guys, except for, uh, frozen pizza.
Mikey and Donnie
[simultaneously]
Doesn't everybody?
[races down into the subway only to discover she just missed her train; scoffs in annoyance]
Great, just great. [proceeds to wait for the next train, but senses she's not alone. She turns and gasps, seeing a small group of Foot Clan ninjas there]
Foot Clan Ninja #1
We've been waiting for you, Ms. O'Neil.
Foot Clan Ninja #1
Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Ms. O'Neil. I deliver a message. [he extends his hand as if to give her something, only to slap her on the cheek] Shut it.
Hasn't Raph been gone a long time?
Nah, he does it all the time. He likes it.
Ah, don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute.
[An unconscious Raph is thrown through the skylight, landing at Donnie's feet] [worriedly]
Raph! Is he--?
What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?!
Hey, I was just trying to break it to you easy.
Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, OK?
And what do you want, do you want a 'thank you'?
No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
Fine!
Yeah.
Thank you.
No, thank you!
You're welcome!
You're welcome! [they each march to their separate rooms slamming the doors behind them]
Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?
Will I ever see you guys again?
Indubitably!
Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.
New game, round-head: [pulls out a cricket bat] Cricket.
Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
I'll teach you! [swings and hits Raphael into a trash can] See? 6 Runs.
[struggles to get out]
Passenger (Josh Pais) [Casey leaps over wall and runs while Raph gives chase before he rolls over the hood of a taxi cab]
What the heck was that?!
Cab driver
Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trenchcoat. [passenger is silent] You're going to LaGuardia, right?
[still chasing Casey]
Come back here! I'm not finished with you! [screams angrily] DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AMN!
[as he and Donnie work to fix up an old truck]
Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Heh! No way, Atomic Mouth. Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have 6 kids by now.
Aw, man, Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroni!
You're the geek, Camel Breath.
Dome Head.
All right, here goes. [about the insult game] What are we on?
Uh, G.
Here goes, Gack Face!
I'm ready, Hose Brain!
Charles Pennington [while driving Danny to school]
I don't get it, Danny. I make more than enough money to provide for both of us, and you're stealing. Why?!
Danny Pennington
[blandly]
I don't know.
Charles Pennington [incredulous]
You don't know?! [scoffs] What the heck were you doing with a car stereo anyway? [sarcastically] Or, uh, don't you know that either?
Danny Pennington
[still blandly]
Sorry.
Charles Pennington [completely unimpressed]
"Sorry"? Not as sorry as you're gonna be after school. [they stop at a red light and Danny runs out of the car and flees into the subway] Danny! Damn it! Danny, come back here!