Much more than just a series of small, isolated incidents, it's now apparent that an organized criminal element is at work. And at the moment, business is good. So good in fact that there appear to be no eyewitnesses to any of these crimes. With complaints ranging from purse snatching to breaking and entering, police switchboards have been swamped with the angry voices of more and more citizens who have fallen prey to the recent surge of crime that continues to plague the city. Instead of getting better, things are actually getting worse. Even more alarming is the baffling and often bizarre nature of these crimes. Merchandise of every size and description, from skateboards to stereo systems, has been disappearing from store shelves and storage areas at an alarming rate. Even the victims themselves rarely catch a glimpse of the thieves. Many don't even know they've been victimized until it's too late. In fact, police have yet to come up a single eyewitness. Only a few vague reports of young boys or teenagers at the scenes have been filed, but whoever is behind these crimes, one thing is certain, these are much than just a series of random isolated incidents. Crimes without criminals? An invisible gang at work? Who are we gonna call? Unfortunately, the police are the only ones to combat what some are already dubbing "The Silent Crime Wave", but perhaps the most disturbing silence is that coming from city hall. April O'Neil, Channel 3 Eyewitness News.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · 92 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): in 11 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Donatello / Donnie (3), Michelangelo / Mikey (2), Donatello (2)
And then there's Casey Jones, a 9-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might almost be cute if it wasn't for that pigheadedness.
More lines from April O'Neil
2 quotesWould you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?
Scenes with April O'Neil
8 scenesIs Raph coming back?
I'm sure he'll be back any minute.....
[An unconscious Raphael is thrown through the window, landing at Donatello's feet]
We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
Huh. I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?
Time me.
Just what is it that you hope to accomplish out there, besides busting my chops?!
I think you know just as much as I do about the Foot Clan, and I don't think you're doing anything about it.
You expect me to waste precious manpower because some immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened years ago in Japan?!
Have you got something else?
1:07, a new record.
Great, just great. [proceeds to wait for the next train, but senses she's not alone. She turns and gasps, seeing a small group of Foot Clan ninjas there]
We've been waiting for you, Ms. O'Neil.
What? Am I behind on my Sony payments again? [laughs nervously]
Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Ms. O'Neil. I deliver a message. [he extends his hand as if to give her something, only to slap her on the cheek] Shut it.
I'd like to invite you all in, but really I don't have anything to offer you guys, except for, uh, frozen pizza.
You guys eat pizza?
Doesn't everybody?
Will I ever see you guys again?
Indubitably!
Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.
Hasn't Raph been gone a long time?
Nah, he does it all the time. He likes it.
Are you sure?
Ah, don't worry. He'll probably be back any minute.
Raph! Is he--?
Oh, God.
What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?!
Hey, I was just trying to break it to you easy.
Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, OK?
And what do you want, do you want a 'thank you'?
No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
Fine!
Yeah.
Thank you.
No, thank you!
You're welcome!
You're welcome! [they each march to their separate rooms slamming the doors behind them]
Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?
