Casey Jones That was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is the penalty. 2 minutes for slashing... 2 minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite: 2 minutes for high stick.
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): in 14 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Donatello / Donnie (3), Donatello (3), Raphael / Raph (2)
It's a talent.
More lines from Casey Jones
8 quotes Casey Jones Casey Jones [to the Foot Soldiers of Raph]
You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there, hm? [sees April] Oh, who is the babe?
Casey Jones [to Tatsu]
A little Primatene might just help to clear that up there.
Casey Jones [after knocking Tatsu out with a golf club]
I'll never call golf a dull game again.
Casey Jones I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy, and all you can say is 'Hi'?
Casey Jones [After seeing Raphael for the first time]
Hey, what are you? Some sort of punker? [Raphael: Huh?] I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup...who wear masks over ugly faces.
Casey Jones 'Class is Pain 101... your instructor's Casey Jones.'
Casey Jones [While activating the trash compactor with Shredder inside]
Oops!
Scenes with Casey Jones
5 scenes Casey Jones New game, round-head: [pulls out a cricket bat] Cricket.
Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Casey I'll teach you! [swings and hits Raphael into a trash can] See? 6 Runs.
[struggles to get out]
Casey [running]
So long, freak! I've got work to do!
Passenger (Josh Pais) [Casey leaps over wall and runs while Raph gives chase before he rolls over the hood of a taxi cab]
What the heck was that?!
Cab driver
Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trenchcoat. [passenger is silent] You're going to LaGuardia, right?
[still chasing Casey]
Come back here! I'm not finished with you! [screams angrily] DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AMN!
What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?!
Casey Hey, I was just trying to break it to you easy.
Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Casey Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me, OK?
And what do you want, do you want a 'thank you'?
Casey No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
Fine!
Casey Yeah.
Thank you.
Casey No, thank you!
You're welcome!
Casey You're welcome! [they each march to their separate rooms slamming the doors behind them]
Gosh, it's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?
Casey [as he and Donnie work to fix up an old truck]
Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Heh! No way, Atomic Mouth. Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have 6 kids by now.
Casey Aw, man, Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroni!
You're the geek, Camel Breath.
Casey Dome Head.
Casey [finishes fixing the engine]
Let's give this a try. See if this transplant worked, Funkoid!
All right, here goes. [about the insult game] What are we on?
Casey Uh, G.
Here goes, Gack Face!
Casey I'm ready, Hose Brain!
[upon noticing how uncomfortable Casey seems in their underground lair]
You're a claustrophobic! [chuckles]
Casey [thinking Donnie is making a rude gay joke; warningly]
Do you want a fist in the mouth?
Casey I've never even looked at another guy before.
Where's Splinter?
[realizes what Raph means]
Ah, the rat. So it has a name? [thinking that Splinter's dead; sadistically] It had a name.
[Leo angrily screams and charges toward Shredder, but Shredder flips Leo, and points his yari to Leo's neck] [to Raph, Donnie and Mikey; referring to Leo]
He dies. [Raph, Donnie, and Mikey gasp; gestures with his head] Weapons. [the remaining three turtles hesitate] Now! [Raph, Donnie, and Mikey reluctantly discard their weapons to save Leo.] Fools. [chortles] The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate... WILL BE HIS!!! [holds up his yari and prepares to impale Leo]
Raph, Mikey, and Donnie
[alarmed; pleadingly]
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!
[Leonardo, seeing Shredder distracted, rolls away back to the other Turtles]
Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago... in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!
[Shredder removes his mask, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter, revealing him to be Oroku Saki] [referring to the Shredder, known as Oroku Saki]
It's him.
[absolutely horrified]
You. [angrily] Now I will finish.... what I began with your ear! [attempts to joust Splinter, but his yari is caught in a nunchaku chain and he is hanging over the edge of a building]
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... [Shredder reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges and grabs it and, at the same time, releases Shredder, who, while screaming, falls into the garbage truck] ...without honor.
Casey [sarcastically]
Oops! [activates the trash compactor with Shredder inside]
