Raphael / Raph
[repeated line]
Damn.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990): in 18 of its 92 quotes
Most scenes with: Raphael (9), Splinter (5), Michelangelo / Mikey (4)
A José Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
More lines from Raphael / Raph
9 quotes
Raphael / Raph
[As he is fighting the Foot Clan on a rooftop.]
You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting.
Raphael / Raph
[Chasing Casey Jones]
Come back here! I'm not finished with you! DAAAAAAAMN!
Raphael / Raph
[After shoving Casey, preventing him from killing the thieves]
How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
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I do hope there's more o' them.
Raphael / Raph
I lost a sai! But, I can get it back!
Raphael / Raph
[After Casey pulls out a cricket Bat]
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Raphael / Raph
[When asked why he brought April to the sewer lair]
Why? Oh, I don't know! Because I wanted to redecorate! A couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter - what do you think?
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[After defeating some Foot Ninjas]
I mean come on how do you guys expect to beat me? [then more ninjas show up] good answer!, good answer!
Scenes with Raphael / Raph
8 scenes
New game, round-head: [pulls out a cricket bat] Cricket.
Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
I'll teach you! [swings and hits Raphael into a trash can] See? 6 Runs.
Raph
[struggles to get out]
Raph
[finally free of the can and furious]
FREAK?! FREAK?!?
Passenger (Josh Pais) [Casey leaps over wall and runs while Raph gives chase before he rolls over the hood of a taxi cab]
What the heck was that?!
Cab driver
Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trenchcoat. [passenger is silent] You're going to LaGuardia, right?
Raph
[still chasing Casey]
Come back here! I'm not finished with you! [screams angrily] DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AMN!
[tries sneaking in late after his encounter with Casey]
[lights a match, revealing he's been waiting for Raph to return home]
Raphael... [Raph sighs] come sit by me.
Raph
[stressed]
Couldn't this wait 'til morning?
[firmly]
You will listen now! [Raph relents and joins him] My Master Yoshi's first rule was "possess the right thinking." Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace. I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael, but more remains. Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy. [Raph listens in silence as Splinter continues] You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them. And do not forget me. [reaches to touch Raph's head, causing Raph to weep] I am here, my son.
[To Raphael, upon seeing that Raph has brought an unconscious April O'Neil back to their sewer den; in absolute and utter disbelief]
Are you crazy?
Raph
[sarcastically]
Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy, okay?! A loony, okay?!
Why?
Raph
[sarcastically]
"Why?"! Why, oh, I don't know, because I wanted to redecorate! You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do you think?! [Leo grunts]
[walks into the common area to discover the cause of all the commotion]
Raphael, what are you doing?!
Raph
[trying to stay out of trouble; grumbles nervously]
She got jumped in the subway, I had to bring her here.
It's the news lady.
For 15 years now, we have lived here. Before that time, I was a pet of my Master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the secret art of Ninja. When we were forced to come to New York, I found myself, for the first time, without a home, wandering the sewers, scavenging for whatever I could find. And then, one day, I came upon a shattered glass jar and four baby turtles.
That was us.
Raph
[annoyed]
Shut up.
The little ones were crawling into a strange, glowing ooze from a broken canister nearby. I gathered them up in an old coffee can, and when I awoke the next morning, I received a shock, for they had doubled in size. I, too, was growing, particularly in intellect, and I was amazed at how intelligent they seemed, but nothing could have prepared me for what happened next - 1 of them spoke.
Pizza. Pizza!
More words followed, and I began their training, teaching them all that I had learned from my master.
Radical, radical, radical, radical....
And soon, I gave them all names - Leonardo, Michelangelo...
That’s me.
...Donatello and Raphael.
[after Raphael gets a mention from April on the news] [teasingly]
Hey, look. Nyuk-nyuk. I think he's blushing.
Raph
[defensively]
I am not.
[thinking Raph is lying; still teasingly]
I think he's actually turning red. [Raph angrily chucks a Sai into the floor between Donnie's legs; shocked] Uh, hmm. Maybe not.
[two Foot Ninjas are left after Raphael defeats a large number; they look at each other in fright and confusion.]
I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me? [camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot Ninjas leap onto the rooftop.] Good answer. Good answer.
Raph
Where's Splinter?
[realizes what Raph means]
Ah, the rat. So it has a name? [thinking that Splinter's dead; sadistically] It had a name.
[Leo angrily screams and charges toward Shredder, but Shredder flips Leo, and points his yari to Leo's neck] [to Raph, Donnie and Mikey; referring to Leo]
He dies. [Raph, Donnie, and Mikey gasp; gestures with his head] Weapons. [the remaining three turtles hesitate] Now! [Raph, Donnie, and Mikey reluctantly discard their weapons to save Leo.] Fools. [chortles] The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one. Now your fate... WILL BE HIS!!! [holds up his yari and prepares to impale Leo]
Raph, Mikey, and Donnie
[alarmed; pleadingly]
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!
[Leonardo, seeing Shredder distracted, rolls away back to the other Turtles]
Yes, Oroku Saki, I know who you are. We met many years ago... in the home of my master, Hamato Yoshi!
Raph
[Shredder removes his mask, revealing the scars underneath from their last encounter, revealing him to be Oroku Saki] [referring to the Shredder, known as Oroku Saki]
It's him.
[absolutely horrified]
You. [angrily] Now I will finish.... what I began with your ear! [attempts to joust Splinter, but his yari is caught in a nunchaku chain and he is hanging over the edge of a building]
Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be... [Shredder reaches for the back of his belt, takes out a knife and throws it at Splinter, who dodges and grabs it and, at the same time, releases Shredder, who, while screaming, falls into the garbage truck] ...without honor.
We were awesome!
Bodacious! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Raph
Bitchin'!
Uh... mmm-mmm.
Gnarly!
Radical!
Yeah!
Raph
Totally tubular, dudes!
Wicked!
Raph
Hellacious!
Uh, mega--
Ahem.
Huh?
I have always liked... "Cowabunga."
Hmm? COWABUNGA!!
