Hey, Johnny, there you are. Man, I had to get some air. That guy from your office is in there on the couch makin' out with that Van Wilder-lookin' guy.
You know what? **** you. I don't even wanna talk to you.
What?
Do you know what just happened? Do you have any clue? My ****in' life just ended!
Wha... Oh, come on. She'll go home, she'll watch Bridget Jones's Somethin'-Asshole, she'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow. Come on upstairs.
[Ted suddenly realizes the seriousness of the situation]
...Of course I do, Johnny. Thunder Buddies for life, remember?
Jesus! You know, Lori was right. I shoulda stopped hangin' out with you a long time ago! I'm never gonna have a life with you around! I'm 35 years old and I'm goin' nowhere! All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-****in'-bear! Because of that, I just lost the love of my life...
Johnny, I'm... I'm sorry.
I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.
