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Store Manager: So, you think you got what it takes?
Ted: I'll tell you what I got; your wife's pussy on my breath!
Store Manager: Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.
Ted: That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box!
Store Manager: You're hired.
Ted: Shit!
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