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Store Manager: You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public?
Ted: I ****ed her with a parsnip last week. And I sold the parsnip to a family of four small children.
Store Manager: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted: You've got a lot of problems, don't you?
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