Johnny, where are you? You gotta get over here!
Why? What's going on?
So I'm having a little impromptu thing with some people at my apartment, and John, Sam Jones is here!
What?
Sam Jones, Flash ****in' Gordon, is here!
Holy shit, what?
You remember how I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin, and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones! Sam Jones is here, and John, [whispering] his hair is parted down the middle!
Just like in the movie.
Yes. Get over here right now.
****, I can't! I'm with Lori. I'm already on probation. I... I just can't.
John, Flash Gordon was the most important influence of our formative years. He taught us right from wrong, good from evil, and that the word "acting" apparently has an extremely broad definition. Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John. Come share this with me.
...I'm coming.
