Most-quoted character in Surf II (1984): in 7 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Bob (3)
Scenes with Chuck
7 scenes
[At the morgue]
This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.
Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
Chuck What happened?
We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
Chuck How do you know?
There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
C Coroner
Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.
[noticing bikini babes]
Check it out!
Chuck Whoa! Wenches!
[both approach the girls]
Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?
BB Bikini Babe
Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
[steps into a driving arcade game]
Have to drive to stay alive!
Cindy Lou Johnny, you can't: it says it's out of order.
Don't matter! I can't read!
Chuck He's got an IQ of 53.
Cindy Lou That's impossible!
I know! I cheated! A-bow-bow!
LS Lindy Sue
[about the zombified Jocko]
Last night he broke into the grocery store and drank six gallons of anti-freeze!
Chuck Really? We haven't had a cold snap since January.
Chuck Is he dead?
Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!
[cuts into a zombie corpse with a bone saw. It screams.]
I thought you said he was dead!
Chuck Maybe he was sleeping.
NOT ANYMORE! [maniacally continues cutting]
Enough? Why, I just started!
Please stop, before it's too late.
"Too late"? That's rich, it's already too late!
Chuck What time is it?
Oh, it's about a quarter to-...NEVER MIND THAT!
Other characters in Surf II
