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[At the morgue]
Chief Boyardie: This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.
Bob: What is it?
Chief Boyardie: Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
Chuck: What happened?
Chief Boyardie: We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
Chuck: How do you know?
Chief Boyardie: There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
Coroner: Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.


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