Eric Stoltz movie quotes

11 quotes from 3 movies

Pulp Fiction (1994) as Lance

View Quote Are you talking to me on a cellular phone? I don't know you, who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone, prank caller. Prank caller!

View Quote I ain't never done it before either, all right? I ain't starting now. Look, you brought her here, and that means you're gonna give her the shot. The day that I bring an OD'ing bitch to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.

View Quote No, you don't gotta ****in' stab her three times! You just gotta stab her once!

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Kicking and Screaming (1995) as Chet

View Quote How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.

View Quote If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

View Quote Otis: It was arousing... violently arousing.
Chet: Otis, did you even read the book?
Otis: Yes... no.

The Prophecy (1995) as Simon

View Quote Simon: Do you believe that you are a part of God's plan?
Thomas Daggett: That's a complicated question.
Simon: No it isn't.

View Quote I remember the First War, the way the sky burned, the faces of angels destroyed. I saw a third of Heaven's legion banished and the creation of Hell. I stood with my brothers and watched Lucifer Fall. But now, my brothers are not brothers, and we have come here, where we are mortal, to steal the Dark Soul, not yet Lucifer's, to serve our cause. I have always obeyed, but I never thought the War would happen again.

View Quote Simon: I'm so tired of this war.
Gabriel: Reject the lie, Simon. Join us! Help us make it like it was before the monkeys. You remember? We cast out Lucifer's army, you and I. We threw their rebel thrones from the wall.
Simon: They wanted to be gods.
Gabriel: I don't wanna be a god, Simon. I just wanna make it like it was, before the lie. When He loved us best.