Danny What would you rather do, **** a cow or lose your mother?
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Girl at bar
Well my brother's gay so... I know!
Guy at party
I'll tell you the worst part about losing a foot.
I begged you not to get off Prozac.
Gotta go sleep with a freshman.
Yeah, me too.
Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
What do you mean?
I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.
Overrated? You've never even been to Prague.
Oh, I've been to Prague. [Jane stares at him] Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read The Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing..."
Beer. They have good beer there.
"... how bad American beer is thing. [pause] "How bad American beer is thing."
Yeah, I heard you the first time.
Sometimes you can be such a child.
Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.
Kate I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
Wow, now you can read Seventeen Magazine and get all the references.
Are you wearing mascara?
No... yes.
I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it.
We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?
I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.
Is that a pajama top?
No... Yes.
That was more of a yield at that stop sign.
I broke, thanks.
No, it was more of a yield.
I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?
Of course. That's how germs are spread.
It was arousing... violently arousing.
Otis, did you even read the book?
Yes... no.